Messages and profiles from the dating site I’m on…

“Hi, So what kind of ice cream are you talking about? Ohhh please say it’s the type where you learn to cum on my face while I turn your legs to jelly with lavish oral pleasuring or is it the type where I get to absolutely dominate you and drive you mad with lust as I take you any way I want to and lets not forget the long sensual massage with the enya playing in the background and the candle light, teasing and delighting you till you demand that I take the delight to the next level.”

And yes it is posted as it appeared.

*facepalm*