I received a message from this guy, it was 1 word: “interested?”

I responded with one word, I’ll let you guess what it was…

This is what he is looking for:

Easy going relaxed nature, no clingy types, one who is able to stimulate mentally. ………………I not after a housewife type who’s life ambition is 2.4 kids and dinner on the table after my hard day at work.Oh and a personality, say what you think even if you think I may get offended. Independant and Individual. Uninhibited sexually If you,ve got it flaunt it, if you haven’t got it still flaunt it. NO MARRIED women as I don’t want confrontation with phsyco hubby!!
** Update**
Not into Big Brother, Price is Right , or Pokies or people who say Whatever (so American) oh and have you ever met anyone who say they haven’t got a GSOH?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish…………………………..49
Adventurous………………….Slept with everyone.
Athletic………………………….No breasts.
Average looking………………..Mooooooo.
Beautiful………………………..Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure…………….On medication.
Feminist…………………………..Fat.
Free spirit…………………… ….Junkie.
Friendship first………………….Former slut.
New-Age……………………….Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned…………………..No BJs.
Open-minded…………………..Desperate.
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional……………………..Bitch.
Voluptuous……………………..Very Fat.
Large frame…………………….Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate………………Stalker.

WOMEN’S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN’S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay