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The way we all freak out so fucking hard about the most normal, banal and goddamn necessary bodily functions.

It’s absolutely ridiculous.

Everyone sits on the toilet to pee and poo.  Like everyone, even the queen has to sit on the throne and crap you know!  Every woman has a menstrual cycle and bleeds (shock horror!).  If you’re not a woman personally, then your mum, sister, girlfriend and female friends bleed monthly.  Yes!  It’s true!

Why are we all so frightened and disgusted by the machinations of our earthly vehicles?  Especially with period stuff!?!

Seriously, that icky, inconvenient and ‘gross’ thing happens every month is the reason you’re physically here to even feel repulsed in the first place.  We’re so busy cramming poisoneous wads of cotton up our snatches to make our uterous shedding it’s lining as inconspicuous as possible that we don’t even stop to think what that blood means anymore.

This is going to make me sound like an epic crystal licking hippy, but that blood is life.

Life, in a literal menstrual stemcells will help scientists grow your legs back kind of way AND also, you know, engender you growing another human being inside you if that’s what you choose.

Or the fact that women contain the means to continue the growth of the human race and some may say menstrual blood is symbolic of life itself.

I guess why I get so jacked off though, is because of my own personal experiences.

I have no issues continuing my conversation with you from the toilet, pissing with the door open so we can still chat.  Or talking on the phone, you may hear the loo flush partway through…  I am hornier than thou when I’m just about to and whilst menstruating, I’m not shy to say so and persue gratification.  I’m also really interested in menstrual art, ritual and more recently becoming aware of the outrage so many direct towards period porn.

The reactions that I have garnered from many in regards to holding such views and practises have ranged from shock to down and out utter revulsion.

I think that’s really fucked up.  It also really makes my blood boil that so many feel absolutely justified to tell me precisely how ashamed I should be of my body and the wonderful things it does and in turn clearly illustrate this attitude is the societal norm.

Balls to that.  I do my best to feel nothing but love for all the sticky, squishy, fragrant, miraculous and bloody incredible things my body does.

You should give it a shot too.


Dont quit your day job

So, I’ve made some art for an exhibition. This^ is my invite.

I’m doing it with a group of wonderful ladies and one very spunky man I know. They’re all amazing artists, whom I love and respect a metric fuck-tonne.

You can see all their exhibition invites here

If you’re in Melbourne and want to come check it out, the exhibition ‘Don’t quit your day job’ will run from Friday 1st of October for 2 weeks.

It’s being held at Hogan Gallery, 310 Smith Street, Collingwood.

I’ll be there for opening night on Friday the 1st, from 6pm onwards.

This is my first ever exhibition, my art is fairly ‘full-on’ in nature (there’s menstrual blood involved – people usually freak out about that sort of thing…) and I’m currently packing myself about..well… all of it really.

Is not something I have engaged in a great deal.  Well not comfortably and happily at least.

My first partner mentally scarred me about having sex whilst on my period, with his undisguised revulsion of my menstrual blood.  We were together for almost 4 years, so how unsexy and not-desirable I was when bleeding was hammered into me fairly well.  I was taught to ‘stay away’ when I had my period.

It’s taken me so long to work myself out of that place.

Over the past year I’ve come to realise that just before and whilst I’m menstruating is my sexual peak.  I now know my cycle, my body and how it all works inside out.  I used to dread my period, I have endometriosis and it always meant pain and pms and being undesirable was coming.  I now find bleeding really really comforting.  I also have *amazing* orgasms during this peak, especially when I’m bleeding.

When I’m stressed out, really busy or not sleeping properly my libido just disapears, but when I get my period it’s like my mind and body reset.  My desire to have sex, naturally occuring levels of arousal etc return.  I also now have a proper pain management plan, my mooncup solves a lot of physical discomfort and removes my mental anxiety about leaking.  I no longer freak out about TSS either.  My mooncup and acceptance of my hormonal peak during my period also means I masturbate like crazy during this time.  I am finally, after years of hating it, able to love myself and my blood.

Last night I had sex whilst bleeding and actually felt fine about it.  Not stressed, worried, upset or uncomfortable, at all, for the first time in my entire sexual life.  I had spoken to my boyfriend about this very topic previously, at a point where we were friends and hadn’t yet got together, he was so not fussed about it that it set me completely at ease from the get-go.  There are few whom I think I could engage in foreplay with, stop to pluck out my mooncup then lay back and let them touch me before launching into awesome sex.

The sex, whilst short, was lovely.  I lay a towel under my bum just in case of spillage and was on my back the entire time.  Despite us having sex in a way we usually wouldn’t (me on my back the entire fuck) it was still good, I was in the moment and enjoying the sensation of him inside me.  No part of me was freaking out about bleeding all over the place, or on him etc etc.

I actually feel like we shared something pretty special.

I do not know how, I do not know why, but somehow I managed to stay up til like 2am watching porn and masturbating last night. Even though I was quite tired and was in bed by about 11:30pm, I’d had too much caffeine and thought to myself I’ll wank until I felt sleepy…

I currently have my period and my use of the mooncup means I can easily masturbate without making any sort of mess.  Not that I’m adverse to mess, but it’s hard to get blood out my linens.  With the mooncup in I can happily rub away and still play with the entrance to my vagina too.

Having orgasms on my period lessens cramps and pain too, which is pretty win.

So I watched some KinkKrew stuff, I haven’t seen all of the DVD yet, so picked a scene and was pretty put off by the fact the girl in the scene was almost crying.  She was obviously not enjoying herself and the cameraman kept doing close ups of her face, you could see her trying to hold it together.  Worst.

Changed over to some different stuff on the net but it was taking too long to load, so I picked another dvd to watch on my laptop, ‘Girls, girls, girls’ – it’s pretty self explanatory.  Fuck I love lesbian porn.  Especially the first scene on the dvd of Pinkie Lee and Lorelei.  It’s Pinkie Lee’s first lesbian scene and it’s pretty damn frenzied.  It’s also kind of hardcore, I’ve seen Lorelai on the WaterBondage site and she has some serious kinks.

So apparently for like 2 and a half hours I held my tiny little bullet on my clit and writhed about.  Well as much as you can writhe whilst sitting up looking at a laptop screen.  I was in a kind of deep, dirty mood where ordinarily I would have tried to cram as much as I could into me, but in light of there already being a mooncup in my vagina I concentrated on my ass.

Can I just say how much I love my pink beads right now.  Sliding them bit by bit into my ass feels incredible.  I wish so much I could fuck someone with them inside me at the same time.  I know when I use a big vibe inside my vagina and the beads in my butt it feels so fucking good.  I feel so ‘crammed full’ and have these wonderful deep shuddering orgasms where my ass and vagina are both contracting really hard.

Anywho, back to my wank.  I lubed myself up before starting and was just playing with my fingers originally before grabbing my beads.  I slid them in slowly and carefully.  I sat under the covers to dull the noise of the bullet, but leaving my breasts exposed so the cold air would harden my nipples.

With the beads inside me, my hand was free to play with my nipples and also slide the bullet up and down on my clit.  All the whiles my eyes are glued to the screen of my laptop.

I came 3 times.  With short breathers in between.  Big, strong, deep and long orgasms, I had involuntary leg spasms and I hopefully didn’t make too much noise, but I know I made some.  It felt so good to come, I love the orgasms I have when I’m menstruating.  I’m seemingly extremely aroused this week, which isn’t unusual but not usually within the first few days.

Writing about this is making me want to go home and do it all again.

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It’s awesome!  No leaks even on the heaviest flow!  No chance of TSS!

I found I had to change it once in the morning and once in the evening.  It is designed to wear for 4-8, so you can use it overnight!  Brilliant!

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They’re a Kiwi company, don’t think you can get them in Australia yet.

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